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Personality Hire

Full-time · Fully redundant on paper

Let’s be honest: you won’t do much, but you’ll be our new favorite person. Keep folks smiling; that’s the job.

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Chief Hype Officer

Reports to: nobody in particular

Knows when morale is cratering before the engagement survey does. Should be capable of showing up and changing the temp of a room. Dope ad-lib ability is a must.

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Director of Emotional Infrastructure

Keeper of the emotional support puppies

Remembers what came up in everyone’s 1:1s. Never forgets a birthday. Treats people gently and wears soft sweaters.

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Head of Snack & Music Curation

Taste must be exquisite

Buys the good snacks. Knows the slaps. Never lets a Lion King song slip into the Childish Gambino playlist.

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